Here you will find all but the one who is alone.

Lupus brings you an in sight into the hilarious world of Myspace.
A site where people congregate so that they need no longer feel so alone, so they have no want for audience, so that their cries for attentions can be heard or so that they can generally be little emo-y children for our sheer enjoyment to laugh, point and jeer at.
Disclaimer: Not everybody signed up to myspace fits the above description, some of them do indeed have real lives and are generally accepted as attractive people who are indeed their for a whole different type of entertainment.

The primitive version of Facebook, the site is also used as a place for people to portray extremely generic pictures of themselves. There are indeed patterns visible in the pictures posted on the site of much interest, today Lupus intends to give you a few mere examples of these trends.

The Generic ‘Myspace Shot’.

This type of photograph has beome so overly used on Myspace that it has been donned such an appropriate title.
Generally shot by the subject themselves taken at an angle from above, this style of photograph can pretty much be found absolutely anywhereon Myspace.

The ‘Toilet Shot’.

Often taken by girls believed to be of the Scene or Emo religion, this style of photograph has become popular amongst many patrons of Myspace and can be found on most profiles run by girls with lots of make-up, who are under the (oh-so ironic) illusion that ‘they ‘don’t care what anyone thinks about them or their appearence’, or people with way too much time. Also, why the shot on the right is taken in a male toilet(note the urinal) when the subjects are clearly women I am unable to fathom.

The ‘Myspace full body pose’.

This shot requires slightly more brain power from the user, either a time delay mode much be set up on the camera or a friend must take the the picture for them. Generally these drones aren’t smart enough to work a delay timer, however I know the one on the left does have hold the level of intelligence to do so, though I cannot vouch for the rest.

The ‘emo shot’.

“Wow look at me, everyone look at me please can I just be the center of attention for a moment?”
“Ok, I need all your attention for just a moment”
“PS. these are all totally unedited”(Lol in the face of that last comment)
Also under the somewhat ironic illusion that they ‘Don’t give a **** about what people think about them’, these are examples of pictures taken by or of subjects who are members of the ‘emo’religion. These people can generally be found in their poster-clad bedrooms, in the toilets or round a friends house in their identically poster-clad bedroom. They may write things on themselves either in pen or there is the less intelligent method of using a knife. Some walk around in what seems to be less than their basic clothing, while other appear to don themselves in whatever random ‘clothing’ they could lay their hands on. Their God appears to be a skin-tight jean-ed chap, who sings in a band believed to be called My Chemical Romance.

The ‘Extreme Emo shot’.

Generally these are the photo’s depicting cries for help. Why some people would go the these lengths is beyond me and in a way I am thankful for that. But for all the ‘depression’ and ‘anger’ they are supposed to depict on the inside, they are publicly viewable n Myspace…oh the sense it makes.

 Well now you have been given an insight into the small world that is Myspace, I hope that in time you will all come to realise your mistake in allowing this to happen.
PS. Apologies to those depicted, they can scrub up quite well: